I was pissed this morning that the Dutch girls who sell Danish pastries were AWOL. I want to wake up from a slumber to sweets and coffee. It's a good thing I still remember my secret recipe for caramelizing maple syrup on bacon. Sorry ladies, your delicious services may no longer be needed.
My new/old Yamaha solid state amp still sounds sexy in the light of morning, and Meesh wants to buy it off me for extra dough, but my hard on for things old and Japanese won't allow it. He can drive her hard anytime he wants, but she's all mine otherwise.
I like the lights more than I like The Arkells
"If you ever masturbate me, after I'm done, I'll be really upset"
"Hey guys, when he comes back, I'm going to surprise him with my nutsack"
What politician wins in a political deathmatch of fisticuffs?
And other awesomeness.
Clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_W_x3nclY
Aesop Rock - Daylight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7RvkMzhX_o
Genelec and Memphis Reigns - Sunwheel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9VYzNUXGDA
Dr. Octagon - Blue Flowers (music video)
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