So I'm that guy again. This time I'm the guy who discovers a viral internet meme video months after it exploded, and way after everyone else felt that the laughs had expired from it. "'Nobody canna cross it?' Dude... this old guy I work with saw that last week and won't shut up about it. That was so summer 2011." Fuckin' hipsters. I don't work in an office okay? I lift nasty shit around all day and sell swill to drunks. The crackheads don't e-mail me this funny stuff, so I have to dig around in the depths of internet depravity to find it (or wait until one of my friends notices the blank look on my face when they reference it). Sorry.
Li River, China
Yesterday as I was trolling around Kensington market after a delicious and soggy tortilla soup, I was searching for a hot joint to snip off some of my shag in a fancy way, when a middle-aged native women stood next to me on the empty sidewalk. I was mid-text trying to arrange our rehearsal for the night when I noticed her presence just chilling there at my side. She said "I'm standing next to you because you are a warrior". I said 'that's cool', and I wasn't lying. How often does a complete stranger tell you that? I was also pretty sure she was thinking about trying to snatch my cellular telephone, and I had located my barbershop, so I bid her good day and marched onwards to victory. Or actually defeat, because this hip joint was booked solid for two days straight. Never accepting complete defeat, I managed to salvage a walk over to the liquor store, where I bought a big bottle of Jager, and if I hide it right, Mischman won't drink it all. Muahaa a sneaky ninja warrior indeed. I also spied an eatery of the type I hadn't seen since my few sparse days in China, where at Ajisen Ramen you can eat cheapass Japanese fast food (ramen, teriyaki, rices dishes, miso soup etc...) for cheapskate prices. Not high-end stuff, but grub for the gut that saves you money for more important things like musical instruments or liquor. Spadina Ave, just south of the El Mo. Or call me up and we can chow down together.
You can only order "Mexican Spicy Ketchup Face" in China. Sorry, I checked.
Clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi1_GYahCSs
King Krule - The Noose of Jah City (music video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdsBiCAgOnc&feature=related
King Krule - Ocean Bed (live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESy-Z8vqMrE
Orange Juice - Rip it Up (music video)
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