Turd Burglar Warning

Yes, I was that jackass screaming along to the Nine Inch Nails in my headphones while walking home at 3am last night... why wouldn't anyone want to high five me? I went a perfect 19 for 19 with them, which is a kind of disappointing quantity, but fucking ace perfect on the percentage. I got critiqued on my technique by a smokin' hot babe with very red lips at the Horseshoe, but I wasn't mad, she had a good point about needing to get that perfect cupping sound to achieve full effect. She also instigated our high five(s), which made her even more sexy. I counted all three of ours towards my total, because there are no rules to counting high fives.

I scored a sweetass pair of Japanese binoculars from an antique shop today; at a discounted price because I went out and bought the shop-lady a large double double. I love Canada. I spent a while trying to research information about them (I bought them on impulse because they had excellent optics and I'm a sucker for that), but the after-effects of last night's malty beverage consumption made this task more difficult. They're branded as 'Apollo', but there is zilch info about that company on the world slim web. Based on the codes stamped into it, they were made by a guy name Myoko Kogaku in the 1960's, then re-sold as a tasco subsidiary (before that company turned to selling turds). You also appear to not give a shit about any of this.

This Toronto photographer posts a cool new photo every day:
http://wvs.topleftpixel.com/

You should set your web browser to open it as one of your homepages (tabbed). This brings me to the point that a lot of you webdweebs are using weak browsers. Google Chrome is far superior to both Safari and Firefox because it loads pages faster, has a sleeker interface, better features, and you can load free apps into it, such as adBlock (which is a must if you actually click my youtube links--no more stupid pop-up ads that block your view and wash your brain with dirt). Call me an asshole in the comments section (you won't), but make the switch and you just might want to kiss me (I reserve the right to decline your potential offer).

Awesome image courtesy of Mr. Hipp: http://mrhipp.tumblr.com/

Clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31jenMJ0UOc
Nine Inch Nails - Every Day is Exactly the Same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xPQ16Asyoo
Johnny Cash - I Still Miss Someone (live in Prague, 1978)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb4qyuR7_cc
Nine Inch Nails - Hurt (live)

"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" - George S. Patton