Nobody Canna Cross It

Rammstein made a porno music video. A music video with nudity and sex is just not quite a porno to me. What strangeness. "You have a pussy. I have a dicke. So what is the problem?". Honesty counts for something, right?

I clearly watch a lot of youtube videos, and have to admit that half the fun is reading the comments section. You could write a whole dissertation on the patterns of exchanges happening in that netherworld. A disturbing number of comments brag about what brought them to that particular video (why does anyone care?), many more are ongoing cyber battles that have almost no relation to the video on display, and then there is the cursory sardonic vitriol aimed at a currently commercially successful person. Shitty self-marketers, spam-scammers, and lovers make up most of the rest of the texts. It's sad how few of the comments contribute anything informative. I guess 'nobody canna cross it. Only the fisherman and fisher-oowman. Di bus can swim!'

If you need a laugh and a banging tune, click the DJ Powa link, and then the "nobody can cross it original video". Clifford Brown is just a local dude trying to help his community. But it's no wonder why so many North Americans dabble in patois. Jamaicans just know how to speak our language better.

Clifton Brown (Cliff Twang)

(still-frame taken from Prime Time News, Jamaica)

Clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXPxP9pPpiw&feature=related

DJ Powa - Nobody Can Cross it (Di Bus Can Swim) (remix video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-mqhkuOF7s&feature=related

Beirut - Elephant Gun (music video) --they play Toronto in July
http://www.undergroundbound.net/rammsteinpussy
Rammstein - Pussy (porno music video)